I found a really simple way to make popcorn.
Put 2-3 T. unpopped corn in a paper bag. Fold down top. Skewer the top to keep it closed (that’s what i used but i imagine other closures would work). Microwave for 2 minutes. Open up and enjoy.
I honestly didn’t know that microwave popcorn was that much of a scam.
Disclaimer: this idea is not entirely my own. I came across it in a review of this product after seeing it in a Lee Valley catalogue (of course). I had semi-convinced myself it was a kid-friendly version of the stovetop method but couldn’t fully commit to the $28 price tag.